soo i know i haven’t posted in a while, but i recently watched “Drive” and will try to post a review for it later on, btw i fucking LOVED it!

well i just started high school today (it kinda sucks) the hallways are really fucking crowded, making it hard to get to my class before the bell rings, oh and there’s no Asian girls at all (i have a thing for Asian girls lol) but im sure it will get better or whatever. so i might not be posting alot(i haven’t posted in like 6 days) but ill try to get some reviews out…..and shit.

goodnight

-renegadezombie

sorry for no hesher review yesterday, didnt get a chance to watch it.

will try my best to watch it sometime this week and post a review. will also post a blog later on, dont know what it will be about though :P

anyways, goodnight everyone

-renegade zombie

sorry for not posting a blog yesterday (not like anyone follows me on here anyways) but i will have a review for the movie hesher later on if i watch it…. movie looks awesome hopefully it lives up to its trailer! big fan of Joseph Gordon-Levitt. and if i have enough time i will post a blog talking about some of my ideas for a movie. anyways goodnight everyone

- renegade zombie

first of all, I’m not into that Lil Wayne, Taylor gang bullshit. i keep it real with some beatles or daft punk lol….shit like that. here’s some bands i love:

Daft punk

cold play

kid cudi

old rap (2pac, biggie, eazy e)

the beatles

mgmt

smashing pumpkins

nine inch nails

johnny cash

small town zeros

pink Floyd

the cure

eminem

flat eric

the pixies

and I’m too lazy to list more artist :P

So i guess ill post my first movie review on here today, today i will be reviewing hobo with a shotgun Directed by Jason Eisener and starring  Rutger Hauer.

what I’m about to say might sound crazy………this might be the best movie ive ever seen, Jesus was this movie fucking awesome! been waiting 4 years for the fake trailer to be made into a feature film…..was it worth the 4 year wait? fuck yes! if you love the grind house/explotation genre movies then you’ll love this. the movie delivers on gore, great one liners, great cinematography, awesome characters and much more. the plot is simple a hobo (played by the Amazing Rutger Hauer) arrives to this town to start a lawn mowing business, the town is pretty much runned by a crazy lunatic The Drake (played by Brian Downey) and his two son’s Ivan and Slick( played by Nick Bateman and Gregory smith) after trying to make a citizens arrest and failing at it hobo gets carved up then meets Abby ( played by the beautiful Molly Dunsworth) abby takes hobo back to her place cleans him up and they create a friendship, her being the only person in this fucked up town the hobo can trust. while trying to buy a lawn mower at a store, 3 crazy masked man try to rob the place but there being a 50 dollar shotgun, hobo decides to take the shotgun and kill the 3 crazy cunts and after that scene  the movie is pretty much hobo trying to protect abby and clean up the streets.

So me being a big fan of the explotation/grindhouse movies i loved the fuck outta this, the movie is fast paced i mean holy shit not even five minutes go by and some guy gets his head ripped off and a smoking hot babe dancing in his blood!,  every 5 minutes there’s some one getting brutally killed …so yea the movie delivers on gore! i thought every actor in the movie did a awesome job, even though i was a little upset when i heard David Brunt would not be playing the hobo , i still think Rutger did a fantastic job as hobo, Brian Downey does a amazing job at playing a crazy heartless bastard and nick bateman and greg smith did a great job at playing the two crazy exaggerated brothers Ivan and slick oh and Molly dunsworth did a great job as well! Jason Eisener does an amazing job at directing and writing, his funny one liners and great dialogue really makes this movie amazing.  I love the lighting in the movie, almost every scene there’s a color in the background purple, blue, red etc. it gives the movie a 80’s feel. probably my favorite thing about this movie is……THE PLAGUE! these guys are fucking badass, there pretty much demons under a kick ass costume. in the plague is Rip who is also played by nick bateman, Rip Carry’s a fucked up looking machete and knows martial arts, the other member of the plague is Grinder, Grinder Carry’s a harpoon gun putting a rope over his enemy’s heads and shooting them up all the way to the ceiling! hopefully Mr. Eisener makes a plague movie!!……there wasn’t a dull moment in this movie and since i love these movies this is on my top 5 favorite movies of all time and best movie of 2011!

i give the movie a 10 out of 10, if your a fan of these movies than go out and buy a dvd/blu-ray copy of the movie you wont be dissapointed! totally looking forward to more of jason’s movies in the future! so ill end this review with a little advice: “when life gives you razorblades……you make a baseball bat….covered in razorblades.”

- renegade zombie

hello people around the world, I’m new to blogging so if this first blog puts you to sleep…….. well then I’m sorry :(. obviously i will tell you what ill be blogging about but first i would like to tell you, the reader a little bit about myself… i am a 14 year old male, not sure if its safe to put my real name..last thing i need is people stalking me….anyways I’m really shy, i am starting high school this year (freshman hunt..ohhh shit) i wanna make a living writing and directing movies, been wanting to make movies ever since i was 5……anyways the reason i started blogging is so i could finally get my opinions about movies heard…..oh and to make a little bit of money so me and my friend could finally make a feature lenght movie next year, yes i know they say film with what you have but honestly we don’t have much….so i thought hey why don’t we try making money by blogging so we could buy things for our movie… so what will i be blogging about? well mostly movie reviews…my progress on my script I’m working on, my opinion on what there doing with movies like remakes or casting etc….whats going on in my life and just random shit. ill try my best to post at least one or two blogs a day depends on how busy i am that day, i promise my next blog will be more interesting than this one… so i guess that concludes this blog and i hope you continue to read my blogs.
- renegade zombie